Confusing conversation

I received an inquiry for our product but it requires an intricate instrumentation and automation system. I dialed the number listed in the inquiry and hoping to talk to the Filipino Engineer who sent it to us.

I don’t know what nationality answered my call, that when I asked for the Engineer I can barely understand his answer. I asked him to repeat it since he is murmuring and he speaks in garbled voice.

“Do you know when is Mr. Engineer coming back to the office?” I asked.

“Uhmm, ahhh, comminnng ahhh, carannntt thell knoowww… czuumbbee bukrah, czummmbee wahid krrrrr..” his reply.

To keep it simple and to free my ears with this “homing pigeon like” voice, I inquired, “where is your office?”

I barely heard him.. “Toqbahhh.. kkkkrrrammmmah hmmmnninth streyt..”

“What? Is it 9th street?” I asked further.

“Hmmmmminth,” was his response.

“9, 29, 39, 49, 59?” again I asked, which he replied with “hmmmmninth,”
Irritated, I followed it with “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9?”

He excitedly replied.. “YESSSS!”

Confusion solved.

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“Everywhere the sun is shining.. All around the world it’s shining.. But cold winds blow across your mind. Confusion–it’s such a terrible shame. Confusion you don’t know what you’re saying.” – Electric Light Orchestra

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